Nowhere Near News

Episode 3! This time we find out why a dog has cable ties around its neck, 10 things you can (but not necessarily should) do with coffee grounds, and a mother who's blindness didn't stop her attempting archery. It's all here in Nowhere Near News!

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In Episode 2 of Nowhere Near News, we discover a woman who shows off her new boobs to everyone she meets, a doctor who mistook a patients tumour for her bladder which kept popping out of her vagina, and a donkey with low blood sugar. All that, and more, in this episode of Nowhere Near News!

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Welcome to Nowhere Near News! The new podcast in which Toms Bacon and Milsom guide you through the horrific world of glossy women's weeklies. In this inaugural episode, Tom Milsom, reading Take a Break, tells us about The Body of the Settee and shows us a competition a 6 month old could win, and Tom Bacon, reading Pick Me Up, tells us about the woman who was so sick she "Swallowed a Spoon" and shows us a puzzle even Stephen Hawking himself couldn't crack. ------------- If you're listening to this on your computer, open it with QuickTime Player to see added pictures of what we're talking about!

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